Blown Glass Paperweights

Blown Glass Paperweights




Decorative Paperweights Set of 2 hand Blown art glass flower swirls
Decorative Paperweights Set of 2 hand Blown art glass flower swirls
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Vintage Signed Levay Art Glass Hand Blown Abstract Iridescent Paperweight
Vintage Signed Levay Art Glass Hand Blown Abstract Iridescent Paperweight
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Lenwile Ardalt Japan Pig Blown Glass Paperweight
Lenwile Ardalt Japan Pig Blown Glass Paperweight
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Vintage Hand Blown Art Deco Glass Paper Weight
Vintage Hand Blown Art Deco Glass Paper Weight
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TABBY CAT Hand Blown Art Glass PAPERWEIGHT Original Signed
TABBY CAT Hand Blown Art Glass PAPERWEIGHT Original Signed
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2 Hand Blown Art Glass Blue Multicolor Swirl +Opalescent Egg Shaped Paperweights
2 Hand Blown Art Glass Blue Multicolor Swirl +Opalescent Egg Shaped Paperweights
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Blown Glass Art Tear Drop Sculpture Solid Heavy Home Decor Paper Weight
Blown Glass Art Tear Drop Sculpture Solid Heavy Home Decor Paper Weight
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Blown Art Glass Signed Studio Paperweight Mount Saint Helen Egg
Blown Art Glass Signed Studio Paperweight Mount Saint Helen Egg
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8 Piece Hand Blown Art Glass Paper Weight Globe Dome Collection Lot
8 Piece Hand Blown Art Glass Paper Weight Globe Dome Collection Lot
$22.50 (4 Bids)
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VINTAGE MURANO ART BLOWN GLASS PAPERWEIGHTS MILLEFIORI ITALY
VINTAGE MURANO ART BLOWN GLASS PAPERWEIGHTS MILLEFIORI ITALY
$20.00
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Hand Blown Art Glass Tropical Fish Paperweight Blue  Yellow Lot Of 2
Hand Blown Art Glass Tropical Fish Paperweight Blue Yellow Lot Of 2
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3 Beautiful Hand Blown Glass Egg Shaped Paperweights
3 Beautiful Hand Blown Glass Egg Shaped Paperweights
$29.00
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LARGE Murano Controlled COLBOLT BLUE Bubble Blown Glass Paperweight Orb 4
LARGE Murano Controlled COLBOLT BLUE Bubble Blown Glass Paperweight Orb 4
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Vintage 6 blown Solid Art Glass Blue Red Wrapped Hard Candy Paperweight Cane
Vintage 6 blown Solid Art Glass Blue Red Wrapped Hard Candy Paperweight Cane
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65 Hand Blown Glass Dome Bubble Fish Dolphin Studio Art Glass Paper Weight
65 Hand Blown Glass Dome Bubble Fish Dolphin Studio Art Glass Paper Weight
$16.50 (6 Bids)
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Blown Art Glass NANCO Murano Fish Shape Paperweight Multicolor Orig Sticker Mass
Blown Art Glass NANCO Murano Fish Shape Paperweight Multicolor Orig Sticker Mass
$2.50
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Hand Blown Glass Paperweight With Red Flower Art
Hand Blown Glass Paperweight With Red Flower Art
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Blue Swirled Glass Paper Weight hand blown Art Glass SEA SHELL LOOK
Blue Swirled Glass Paper Weight hand blown Art Glass SEA SHELL LOOK
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Hand Blown Glass Art Blue Fish Paperweight Beautiful Beach House Ready
Hand Blown Glass Art Blue Fish Paperweight Beautiful Beach House Ready
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LOT Of 2 Hand Blown Glass Paperweights Art Glass
LOT Of 2 Hand Blown Glass Paperweights Art Glass
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Blue Yellow COLOR SWIRLS Hand Blown Art Glass Paperweight OREGON Signed
Blue Yellow COLOR SWIRLS Hand Blown Art Glass Paperweight OREGON Signed
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Vintage Blown Art Glass 2 Love Birds Turtle Doves Hand Painted White Paperweight
Vintage Blown Art Glass 2 Love Birds Turtle Doves Hand Painted White Paperweight
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Vintage Hand Blown Studio Art Glass Paperweight
Vintage Hand Blown Studio Art Glass Paperweight
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Hand Blown Green Glass Paperweight Signed CN 2001
Hand Blown Green Glass Paperweight Signed CN 2001
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VINTAGE HAND BLOWN ART GLASS BLUE OPAQUE WHITE TRINKET DISH PAPERWEIGHT
VINTAGE HAND BLOWN ART GLASS BLUE OPAQUE WHITE TRINKET DISH PAPERWEIGHT
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GORGEOUS KARG BLOWN GLASS PAPERWEIGHT SCULPTURE COLLECTIBLE
GORGEOUS KARG BLOWN GLASS PAPERWEIGHT SCULPTURE COLLECTIBLE
$39.00
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23K GOLD GOLDEN FLOW STUDIOS HAND BLOWN GLASS PYRAMID PAPERWEIGHT
23K GOLD GOLDEN FLOW STUDIOS HAND BLOWN GLASS PYRAMID PAPERWEIGHT
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Small Hand Blown Glass Paperweight green design
Small Hand Blown Glass Paperweight green design
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Hand Blown Art Glass Reindeer Paperweight Figurine
Hand Blown Art Glass Reindeer Paperweight Figurine
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Blown Glass Bag With Goldfish Inside Bubbles blue ribbon
Blown Glass Bag With Goldfish Inside Bubbles blue ribbon
$15.00
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2 Art Glass Hand Blown Pear  Apple Cranberry with clear Leaf Paperweight
2 Art Glass Hand Blown Pear Apple Cranberry with clear Leaf Paperweight
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MILROPA GLASS STUDIO Vintage Hand Blown Art Glass Paperweight 78 SIGNED DATED
MILROPA GLASS STUDIO Vintage Hand Blown Art Glass Paperweight 78 SIGNED DATED
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Hand Blown Made in India Art Glass Paperweight Green White Trumpet Flowers
Hand Blown Made in India Art Glass Paperweight Green White Trumpet Flowers
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LAST CHANCE Art Glass Hand Blown Paperweight Bubble  Ribbon Pattern A14 M
LAST CHANCE Art Glass Hand Blown Paperweight Bubble Ribbon Pattern A14 M
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Blown Art Glass Gold Flakes and Air Bubbles Paperweights Good Color Pre owned
Blown Art Glass Gold Flakes and Air Bubbles Paperweights Good Color Pre owned
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IVORY MOON Hand Blown Art Glass PAPERWEIGHT Original Signed
IVORY MOON Hand Blown Art Glass PAPERWEIGHT Original Signed
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Round Blown Art Glass Marble Paper Weight Pink Jelly Fish In Ocean Waves
Round Blown Art Glass Marble Paper Weight Pink Jelly Fish In Ocean Waves
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HAND BLOWN HEAVY ART GLASS BIRD FIGURINE PAPERWEIGHT Green White over 1 pound
HAND BLOWN HEAVY ART GLASS BIRD FIGURINE PAPERWEIGHT Green White over 1 pound
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Vintage 1950s Swan Hand Blown Art Glass Swan Figurine Paperweight
Vintage 1950s Swan Hand Blown Art Glass Swan Figurine Paperweight
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OPPOSITES Blue and Yellow COLOR SWIRL Hand Blown Art Glass Paperweight OREGON
OPPOSITES Blue and Yellow COLOR SWIRL Hand Blown Art Glass Paperweight OREGON
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Hand Blown ART GLASS GREEN GRAPES Paperweight Murano Style Fruit Decor 7
Hand Blown ART GLASS GREEN GRAPES Paperweight Murano Style Fruit Decor 7
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Levay Vintage Art Glass Hand Blown Signed Abstract Iridescent Swirl Paperweight
Levay Vintage Art Glass Hand Blown Signed Abstract Iridescent Swirl Paperweight
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Hand blown Glass Paperweight with Indention Blue stripes inside art glass
Hand blown Glass Paperweight with Indention Blue stripes inside art glass
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Vintage Blue Bird Paperweight Blown Art Glass
Vintage Blue Bird Paperweight Blown Art Glass
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Studio Art Blown Glass Ocean Shell Paperweight Signed G1108
Studio Art Blown Glass Ocean Shell Paperweight Signed G1108
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Blown Glass Paper Weight Blue  Green
Blown Glass Paper Weight Blue Green
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Controlled Bubble Reddish Orange Flower Art Glass Paperweight Hand Blown
Controlled Bubble Reddish Orange Flower Art Glass Paperweight Hand Blown
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Hand Blown Glass Paperweight Signed Canmore 88 Blue Brown
Hand Blown Glass Paperweight Signed Canmore 88 Blue Brown
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Art Glass DOG FIGURINE PAPERWEIGHT Mouth Blown Made in Poland NEW
Art Glass DOG FIGURINE PAPERWEIGHT Mouth Blown Made in Poland NEW
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Art Glass Hand Blown Yellow  Orange Angelfish Paperweight
Art Glass Hand Blown Yellow Orange Angelfish Paperweight
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EIRIAN Wales Multicolor Caned Glass Blown 3 Paperweight  Stand Artist signed
EIRIAN Wales Multicolor Caned Glass Blown 3 Paperweight Stand Artist signed
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Vintage Blown Art Glass Peacock Red Blue Paperweight Murano  Millefori
Vintage Blown Art Glass Peacock Red Blue Paperweight Murano Millefori
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Red Hand Blown Art Glass Apple Paperweight Decor With Green Leaves 4 1 4
Red Hand Blown Art Glass Apple Paperweight Decor With Green Leaves 4 1 4
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Blown Glass Controlled Bubble Cobalt Blue 4 Heavy Paperweight
Blown Glass Controlled Bubble Cobalt Blue 4 Heavy Paperweight
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hand blown glass paperweight with lavender flower vintage
hand blown glass paperweight with lavender flower vintage
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Vtg Art Glass Angel Fish Paper Weight Orange Blue White Hand Blown OC STAMP
Vtg Art Glass Angel Fish Paper Weight Orange Blue White Hand Blown OC STAMP
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Vintage Frog Hand Blown Glass Paperweight
Vintage Frog Hand Blown Glass Paperweight
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MILLEFIORI GLASS PAPERWEIGHT PONTIL BASE HAND BLOWN MURANO LOT OF 3
MILLEFIORI GLASS PAPERWEIGHT PONTIL BASE HAND BLOWN MURANO LOT OF 3
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Red Apple Hand Blown Studio Art Glass Paperweight Fruit Teachers Doctors
Red Apple Hand Blown Studio Art Glass Paperweight Fruit Teachers Doctors
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M Pyrcak Signed Crystal Teardrop Glass Paperweight Mouth Blown Poland
M Pyrcak Signed Crystal Teardrop Glass Paperweight Mouth Blown Poland
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Robert Eickholt Swirled Blown Glass Paperweight Signed From 2008
Robert Eickholt Swirled Blown Glass Paperweight Signed From 2008
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Blue Hand Blown Art Glass Wrapped Candy Paperweight E4 P2
Blue Hand Blown Art Glass Wrapped Candy Paperweight E4 P2
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GALLERY ART BLOWN GLASS PAPERWEIGHT SCULPTURE  GLASS PEN HOLDER SIGNED
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ANTIQUE Czech Bohemian Blown Glass Paperweight Faceted Flowers
ANTIQUE Czech Bohemian Blown Glass Paperweight Faceted Flowers
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Hand Blown Art Glass Egg Paperweight Mount St Hellens Ash MSH 88
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Layered Galaxy Swirl Colorful Glass Paperweight Hand Blown Art Glass
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Textured White Art Glass Knot Sculpture 55 Diameter Hand Blown Paperweight
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GREEN FROSTED BLOWN GLASS WHALE PAPERWEIGHT FENTON
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Glass Eye Studio Andromeda Galaxy Blown Glass Paperweight
Glass Eye Studio Andromeda Galaxy Blown Glass Paperweight
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Blue and White Swirl Laurel Glass Paperweight Hand Blown Art Glass
Blue and White Swirl Laurel Glass Paperweight Hand Blown Art Glass
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Antique Art Glass Hand Blown Faceted White Flower Controlled Bubble Paperweight
Antique Art Glass Hand Blown Faceted White Flower Controlled Bubble Paperweight
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Hand Blown Art Glass Bubble Paperweight
Hand Blown Art Glass Bubble Paperweight
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Blown Art Glass Bermuda Apple Paperweight Transparent Hollow Paper Weight 818m
Blown Art Glass Bermuda Apple Paperweight Transparent Hollow Paper Weight 818m
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3 vintage millefiori hand blown glass paperweights
3 vintage millefiori hand blown glass paperweights
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Art Glass Ashtray Paperweight Hand Blown With Green and Orange Trumpet Flowers
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Fine Vintage Hand Blown Millefiori Glass Small Paperweight
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Kahl Glass Studio Blown Glass Signed 275 Diam Purple Green Disk Paperweight
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Vintage Glass Paperweight ROBERT L HAMON signed Pink Hand Blown Art swirls
Vintage Glass Paperweight ROBERT L HAMON signed Pink Hand Blown Art swirls
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GREEN HAND BLOWN GLASS ELEPHANT PAPERWEIGHT
GREEN HAND BLOWN GLASS ELEPHANT PAPERWEIGHT
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Fine Vintage Hand Blown Millefiori Glass Magnum Paperweight
Fine Vintage Hand Blown Millefiori Glass Magnum Paperweight
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Jeff Price Signed Green Blue Hand Blown Glass Paperweight
Jeff Price Signed Green Blue Hand Blown Glass Paperweight
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GIFT ART GLASS PAPERWEIGHT BLOWN GLASS PINK SQUID LIKE SWIRLS
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Green Hand Blown Round Glass Controlled Bubbles INK WELL PAPERWEIGHT Or VASE
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Crystal SKULL Art Glass Paperweight ORIGINAL Hand Blown OREGON USA
Crystal SKULL Art Glass Paperweight ORIGINAL Hand Blown OREGON USA
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Lot of 4 Art Glass hand blown paperweights group set frit seconds imperfect
Lot of 4 Art Glass hand blown paperweights group set frit seconds imperfect
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HAND BLOWN LENWILE ART GLASS ARDALT MILLEFIORI ELEPHANT PAPERWEIGHT
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Opalescent Paperweight Blown Glass Egg Shape with Iridescent Strings 2
Opalescent Paperweight Blown Glass Egg Shape with Iridescent Strings 2
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Vintage hand blown glass crystal paper weight FREE SHIPPING
Vintage hand blown glass crystal paper weight FREE SHIPPING
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RARE Rick BECK Hand Blown 3 Art Glass Paperweight Signed Great Colors Must See
RARE Rick BECK Hand Blown 3 Art Glass Paperweight Signed Great Colors Must See
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BLOWN GLASS BLUE FLOWER PAPERWEIGHT MURANO
BLOWN GLASS BLUE FLOWER PAPERWEIGHT MURANO
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Murano Glass Paperweight Gold Aventurine Clown Hand Blown Art Figure 6 Sticker
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Hand Blown Art Glass Paperweight
Hand Blown Art Glass Paperweight
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Callahan Mtn Studios Signed Hand Blown Cobalt Glass Swirl Paperweight 3 inch dia
Callahan Mtn Studios Signed Hand Blown Cobalt Glass Swirl Paperweight 3 inch dia
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Balos Bear Paperweight Mouth Blown Iridescent Art Glass
Balos Bear Paperweight Mouth Blown Iridescent Art Glass
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Vintage Hand Blown Deco Art Large Glass Bubble EGG Paperweight blue air bubbles
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Modern Studio Art Glass Blown Paperweight Yellow Jellyfish Mushroom
Modern Studio Art Glass Blown Paperweight Yellow Jellyfish Mushroom
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what can i use for an imprvised dildo?

Depends on the contextand where you hope to stick it. As far as fruits and veg go, Carrots are a standard, but anything long and thin could work. Some people report success with cucumbers, and I've even heard of frozen bananas (But this would, obviously, be pretty darn cold for sex.)

Here are some other things people have used:
A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, and much, much more.

In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick.

"Insertion of foreign bodies into the rectum," as it is formally known, is by no means confined to gays. Practitioners do have one thing in common: they're incredibly stupid.

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